Identity theft

so...is it still considered identity theft when you know the person that has compromised your identity? MIKILA GAYLE HEMSTALK. Invite her over at your own risk. First, she'll come over and even though you have 10 beverage choices...none will be good enough. Then, she'll ask to use your computer...only to hack into your account and make bogus complimentary posts about herself and then when you finally get her to leave she'll kick her own tire until it goes flat. The story is funny... involving her not telling us she had a flat, but enlisting the help of the very neighbors that drive the rest of the neighborhood crazy, who in the end stole our wrench. Whatev. We didn't have the tools we needed...but luckily my uncle has always had every tool we've ever needed in his garage so Darryl saved the day. I include this picture to illustrate the best part of the story. Mikila needed to go in the house so instead of going around the jack stick (I don't work in an automotive shop, but I'm pretty sure that's the technical name of it) she does some tricky spin jump move over the top of it. Hilarious. When we made fun of her, because of course we did... she replied, "I was too stressed out to know better!" Whatever that means Mikila. hope you made it home safely mikila.